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Top 25 Cool and Awesome Facebook Statuses of All Time - This is different!

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     Here are some great ideas for your Facebook status updates. All of these status updates are free for you to use and you just have to copy and paste the one you want to your Facebook profile. If you're searching for these really cool and awesome status updates for Facebook, you've come to the right place. These Facebook Status Messages will be sure to get your friends interested and like and comment on it! Here are the Top 25 Cool and Awesome Facebook Statuses of All Time. All these Status Updates will look really Cool on your profile, as we’re always hoping to score some “Likes” and maybe a comment or two. So I made up the following 25 Status Updates and are very likely to yield reactions from your Facebook friends in no time! So here it goes, let's start with # 25:


25) ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ


24) ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =)


23) ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶


22) cle'a]ni.ng hi's ke]yb29oa;rd


21) ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı


20) *Alarm Clock* (n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour.


19) Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.


18) ... [ THIS SPACE IS FOR RENT ] ...


17) ► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.*


16) (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ


15) Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.


14) --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death.


13) is Loading ████████████ 99%


12) (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills


11) iswonderingwhatthelongkeyatthebottomofmykeyboarddo?


10) Status under construction ██████████████] 99%


9) ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆


8) Battery low please charge! 1% █ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅]


7) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Who died in an oil spill cause of BP, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


6) ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ BOOM CHICKA WAH WAHH ●٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶


5) ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95


4) was playing "FARMVILLE" when immigration showed up and took all my workers!!.


3) Wow! You can type your Facebook password into a comment and it comes up as stars!! ********* hahaha thats so cool!


2) Needs a giant ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) to mend a broken heart.


1) is ☺H☺A☺P☺P☺Y☺

Comments

Gr8stSoccerPlaya 15 months ago

Great Collection, Don! Thanks for sharing!

Don Ship 15 months ago

Thanks a ton, SoccerPlaya, and you are welcome indeed! =)

Pwarlick 15 months ago

This is most excellent.

Don Ship 14 months ago

Thank you, Pwarlick!

crystolite 14 months ago

Nice collections,thanks.

Don Ship 14 months ago

Thank you, Crystolite! =)

mee 7 months ago

Haha love number 2

Don Ship 7 months ago

LOL. I know right! =D

Pikachusif 5 months ago

I thwought this was vewy funny.

asim 4 months ago

lovely..

bhkgyh 3 months ago

ha ha

smanga 2 months ago

Incredeble thankzzzzzzzzzz

Perla 7 weeks ago

immigration WTF???????

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